{"product_id":"gurps-classic-illuminati","title":"GURPS Classic: Illuminati","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0002\/9622\/2731\/files\/SJG30-6016.png?v=1641933618\" alt=\"\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" data-mce-fragment=\"1\" data-mce-src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0002\/9622\/2731\/files\/SJG30-6016.png?v=1641933618\u0026amp;width=700\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Secret Masters have denied all knowledge of the various conspiracy theories put forth in \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eGURPS Illuminati\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"To begin with, we don't even exist,\" said a spokesman. \"The Illuminati are a myth.\" He went on to deny specifically that:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEverything you read in the tabloids is true! Aliens regularly visit Earth, and are in contact with high government officials.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Men in Black are everywhere, and will snatch you from your home if you ask too many questions or just see something you shouldn't.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOrbital Mind Control satellites cruise the skies, influencing international politics and deciding the fates of billions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe Gnomes of Zurich control the world's monetary supply, and manipulate it to fit their own sinister plans.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe world is such a complex web of secrets, mysteries, and conspiracies that \u003cem\u003enobody\u003c\/em\u003e really knows what is happening. But everyone in power \u003cem\u003elies\u003c\/em\u003e . . . all the time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe only real way to protect yourself is to join the conspiracy. But even then, you'll never know who is pulling your strings.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEverything you know is a lie. Everything you suspect is true. The world is a \u003cem\u003every\u003c\/em\u003e strange place.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHail Eris! All Hail Discordia!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe publishers of \u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eGURPS Illuminati\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e, Steve Jackson Games, admitted that it was a work of fiction, but added, \"It's all true anyway! Just look at the book. It's closer than you think.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Note that this is a digital reprint of a \u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGURPS\u003c\/strong\u003e Third Edition\u003c\/em\u003e product.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWritten by\u003c\/b\u003e Nigel Findley\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Steve Jackson Games","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48195713466533,"sku":"dxu1787936420539","price":5.67,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0709\/0162\/9093\/files\/gurps-classic-illuminati_1.jpg?v=1787936424","url":"https:\/\/www.urbanwares.shop\/products\/gurps-classic-illuminati","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}