Captain Fawcett's Beer'd Shampoo®

Captain Fawcett’s award-winning Beer’d Shampoo®, brewed with his preferred IPA, is a gentle, cleansing concoction designed to wash away the detritus of the day and leave one’s hirsute pride and joy in tip-top condition. Containing over 80 ml of fine ale (malt, hops and brewer’s yeast) it boasts a delectably enticing aroma. However tempting, one should at all costs resist quaffing, lest one risk forever blowing bubbles. Bottoms up chums!